world outside the cage

Reblog if you like cupcakes or you've killed someone

Tue, 26 Mar 2013 05:26:09 -0400

Good luck figuring out which one

Mycroft’s killed someone because that person stole his cupcakes

cocolocojo: merplot: sillyfidget: OH...

Mon, 25 Mar 2013 19:52:59 -0400

merplot:

sillyfidget:

OH EXPLOITABLE

HAHAHAHAHNAHAHAHASFKASJFLSSDLFKNALSKFJALW

Oh my fucking god this is the best set of manips ever lmfao

best manips ever. can’t stop laughing.

HELP

Mon, 25 Mar 2013 18:07:00 -0400

Guys I need a beta - I want write rather massive thing on Criminal Minds.

*abused reid

*reid/morgan

*criminal case

*angst

included. anyone willing to help would be great.

From Soursheep

Sun, 13 Jan 2013 16:49:35 -0500

kiss, marry, get drunk with: thorin, gandalf, bilbo. go! :D

I will kiss Bilbo, marry Thorin and get drunk with Gandalf, Sheepy:P

REBLOG IF YOU WANT A ‘KISS, MARRY, GET DRUNK WITH' IN YOUR ASK.

Sun, 13 Jan 2013 16:33:03 -0500

SALE

Sun, 13 Jan 2013 16:32:38 -0500

Guys, I’ve MUCC - Kyuutai (eu edit) for sale. Perfect condition~! Let me know if You are interested.

I have some books for sale as well both in Polish and English! Check it out:)

https://www.facebook.com/notes/anna-kwapiszewska/sprzedam/507756965903371

Photo

Sun, 30 Dec 2012 12:58:38 -0500

The Hobbit: Gandalf is a dick edition

Sun, 30 Dec 2012 05:26:18 -0500

The voice-over: This is how Thorin fucking Oakenshield lost almost everyone and everything he ever cared about.
Gandalf: Hey, Thorin, I found you a burglar!
Thorin: Gandalf, that is not a burglar, that is an oversized kitten.
Gandalf: Whatever, Thorin. It's coming with us. I need you to keep it in your coat pocket from now on.
Thorin: No, Gandalf, I'm not fucking taking your goddamn kitten with us on an adventure to kill a fucking dragon. It will die.
Gandalf: Whatever. *leaves Bilbo with Thorin*
Thorin: I'm not going to be responsible for it.
Gandalf: *riding into distance* Okay!
Thorin: *tries to save Bilbo from trolls, almost dies*
Thorin: *tries to save Bilbo from orcs*
Thorin: *tries to save Bilbo from mountains, almost dies*
Thorin: God fucking damn it all, I am sick and fucking tired of you almost dying why did Gandalf do this to meeeeeeeeeeee, he knows I hate it when tiny things in my care almost dieeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
Bilbo: I'm going home.
Thorin: I'm strangely conflicted about this but refuse to say anything.
Everybody: *almost dies* Oh shit, every orc on the fucking continent!
Gandalf: Thorin, where is the fluffy kitten with no survival skills that I gave you to refuse to be responsible for?
Thorin: He went back home fuck you he's probably riding around on an elk right now.
Bilbo: Nope!
Thorin: Fuck. And also, it's good to see you. But mostly fuck.
Everybody: Run away!
Thorin: Boss fight! *almost dies*
Bilbo: Berserker rage! *saves Thorin*
Eagles: *save everybody*
Gandalf: Magic shit!
Thorin: I love you, fluffy kitten I never wanted! This development will in no way, shape, or form be used to rip everybody's hearts out in the third movie!

blessthemayfire: Just when I thought Ian McKellen couldn’t get...

Sat, 29 Dec 2012 16:16:29 -0500

blessthemayfire:

Just when I thought Ian McKellen couldn’t get any more awesome.

lookapie: aura-of-the-darkness: thorinagainshallbeking: nine9p...

Sat, 29 Dec 2012 16:10:38 -0500

lookapie:

aura-of-the-darkness:

thorinagainshallbeking:

nine9park:

OMG

Martin. Martin. You can’t. Martin. Don’t do this!

DAMMIT MARTIN!

MARTIN YOU HAVE MADE THIS COUPLE CANON

Seems legit XD

ruebella-b: ❥ Benedict is making you breakfast (well we can...

Sat, 29 Dec 2012 10:14:36 -0500

ruebella-b:

❥ Benedict is making you breakfast (well we can dream x)

There’s hand porn and then there’s hand porn…

Legolas has...

Sat, 29 Dec 2012 10:11:25 -0500

erulisseofithilien:

A LIVER OF MITHRIL. Who wouldn’t, after arguably 3000 years of partying it up in Mirkwood with his father and being an Elf? Silly Gimli, challenging him to a drinking game in Rohan.

that explains a lot!

The Great Moose/Elk Debate of 2012

Sat, 29 Dec 2012 10:08:55 -0500

trelan:

I can’t be the only one that’s realized that in a world where Ents, talking eagles, cave trolls, giant spiders, barrow wights, balrogs, fell beasts, wargs, mûmakil, and BUNNY SLEDS are all commonplace that we are having an intense debate over MOOSE OR ELK. WHAT IF IT’S SOME KIND OF MOOSE/ELK HYBRID? STRANGER THINGS HAVE HAPPENED.

You guys are the best. Never change.

~~It’s an elk, tho.~~

IT EXPLAINS EVERYTHING

Sat, 29 Dec 2012 09:46:44 -0500

Roommate: (Talking about LOTRO) Are you still in Moria?
Me: Yep. Perpetually in Moria. We elves don't do well underground. Well, unless you're Thranduil. He has his glowsticks though, so it evens out.
Roommate: And he's definitely too drunk to care
Me: He probably ends up in Dol Guldur on occasion without even remembering how he got there
Me: He probably doesn't remember trying to help the dwarves either
Me: So then he's confused when Thorin gets all pissy at him
Me: SUDDENLY EVERYTHING MAKES SENSE
Roommate: "But you snubbed me!"
"Did I? Bro, I was so hungover that day, and do you have any idea what it's like riding an elk hungover?"